Hi! I’m Mr. Up. Together with my wife, Mrs. Up., I intend to travel the world, raise a family, own a castle, and accumulate the kind of wealth that a legacy can be built upon. In short, Mrs. Up and I intend to live the American Dream.
Mrs. Up and I are children of the middle class. Our situation is typical. We’re not disadvantaged or oppressed. We have the ultimate advantage, we live in the United States, a country of literally boundless opportunities to live an upwardly mobile life. We have post graduate degrees, six figure student loan debt, modest cars, stable jobs, a tiny apartment in the suburbs, and our first baby on the way; in short, I think we’ve got everything we need to thrive.